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Ode to Turkey
Oh, turkey, you tantalizing temptress of tenderness. Your tender vittles, voluptuous curves and fluffy tail feathers tickle my tabby whiskers and haunt my dreams.
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You big, beautiful bird with your bountiful, buttery bosom, I long for your embrace…
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Oh, turkey, let me worship your divine derrière. Come, my delicious darling, and let us frolic through fields of catnip.
Let me bathe you in gravy, you fabulous flightless bird.
– Tabs the Cat